Anchors aboard the ship Shotgun™
ode-to-sleep:

seriously where do I get this shirt tho

takeallthekidneys:

Happy Thorsday.

fallycat111:

Too late…

kaywhiz:

My favorite movie ever. 

REBLOG AND SEE WHAT YOU GET

Red - I love you.
Deep Red - I’m in love with you.
Pink - I could stay on your blog for hours.
Yellow - You’re amazing.
Peach - I miss you.
Blue - I want to get to know you.
Purple - You’re hot.
Brown - I would fuck you.
Green - I would date you.
Black - I hate you.
White - Delete your tumblr.
Violet - Go die

(Source: kushandtits)




svelazquez:

this is awesome

Goofy is the only classic Disney character who has had sex.

artninja-mcrockviking:

Mickey has nephews, Donald has nephews, Goofy has a son.

And he wasn’t adopted, he looks just like him.

Goofy……has had sex.
Goofy…..has known a woman biblically….

Imagine what it must’ve looked like.
Imagine what it sounded like.

These are the things I think about when I wake up in the middle of the night, drenched in sweat.





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